Flash Newsflash 03/07/10

In case you were taken out by heavy winds here's what you missed this week. President Obama released his healthcare plan as Democrats prepared to go it alone in voting. Defense Secretary Gates started plans to let gays serve openly, Kentucky Senator Bunning blocked millions of unemployment checks and President Obama was declared in good shape from his physical. Scientists found the Earth's axis had tilted whilst the Vancouver Olympics set a record for condom distribution. Thousands of Australians went naked for Mardi Gras, Spiderman got fired, the Smithsonian rejected OJ Simpson's suit and a thief in North Carolina hid a tv in his pants.

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